Happy Good Friday!

Happy Good Friday everyone!!

Have a great long weekend!

Scott's Cod Liver oil nostalgic advert

If you grow up in the 70's, 80's.... you would remember this!


衣服本來剛剛好
怎麼現在扣不上
桌子椅子那麼小
小到坐也坐不了
成長成長我已成長 (比一比看, 谁比谁高!)
司各脫鳘魚肝油
陪伴我一起長大！

In English translation:

Clothes used to be just nice...

Now why can't I buckle them up

Tables and chairs are now so small 

So small for me to sit...

Grow and grow, I have grown!  (Lets compare and see who is taller!) 

Scotts cod liver oil 

Growing up with me!

LOL- This is one traditional brand that we would all love.
You like the white cod liver oil, or the orange one?

This Beijing Hotel will make you LAUGH

A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious.
She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed.
Obviously, it has been translated directly, word for word from Mandarin to English.


Getting There: Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests.

The Hotel: This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self.

The Restaurant: Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you.

Your Room: Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity! .. You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts.

Bed: Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her. She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers.

Above All: When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope. You will struggle to forget it.


Morale of the Story- PLEASE GET A GOOD TRANSLATOR! =D
But this is the funniest stuff I've read in a looong time... 

Funny Hokkien Wedding video & another unique singaporean video

Someone wants to show me that there are creativity in singapore.

I'd admit it. this is pretty good.

And here is another unique wedding video, where the parents are roped in as well.
It helps that their story of how they met, is quite an interesting one =D




From http://www.lighthousestudio.sg/blog/love-story/my-parents-other-name-cupid

Some interesting foreign videography concepts

Singapore videographers are boring.
Creativity seems to be missing... sigh.

I admit I am totally not creative at all, so before any one of you scold me for criticising without providing alternative suggestions.... If I don't know how to cook chicken rice, doesn't mean I cannot complain that the chicken rice is not delicious.

Anyway, I did find some unique and interesting videos.
Its a pity that they are all based overseas.

For example you have this:- http://www.shoot-it-yourself.co.uk/
Video cams provided, for the bride/groom and their friends to shoot the videos on their own.
Out-of-the-box! From the UK.


Seriously, i think its a terrific idea. I already pitching this to a certain tech group to help me.
*pray that they will respond positively*

And another shoot-yourself company from the USA
http://www.storymixmedia.com/weddingmix/how-it-works-weddingmix-wedding-video.html




Theslowmotion booth, based in America. If you are interested, here they are:- http://www.theslowmotionbooth.com/


They look like having a smashing time. I did found a local company that does this, but unfortunately their editing sucks. Not going to use them. Just in case i'm biased, or for the lack of tastes, i did send the video links of the local products to a few friends, but they are all on line... its just not as fun.


And nothing for me in singapore.... sigh.
singapore, i knew i missed out something when I skipped my secondary arts classes.

April Fool's Prank

I forgotten to spread out my April's fool joke from my facebook to this blog... rats.

Anyway I am a big fan of prank, as long as no emotions are harmed... Pranks brighten up our days, make us laugh and makes life... less serious.

Big Fan of pranks.

This is also 1 reason why I love Google, which make it a point to make April Fool Jokes every year.
I was caught by their prank when they introduced "Google Print" that delivers email printed on paper... (yah.. that was an old joke)

BTW Gmail was launched on 1st April. It was meant as a prank-of-all-pranks.
Anyway google pranks another day... today just saw this April Day prank and thought it is a classic nice prank.

In fact, probably a heartwarming prank.



Be nice and the whole world will smile with you.