All the arts paper are of 2 hours duration in the FINALS.
Enough said.
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Sophia wondered why I made her the bulk of my jokes in my blog when in real life, Joyce was the main receiver of my practical jokes and, ahem, verbal teasings. *wide grin*
This is the girl that brought cookies to economic classes to munch on, one for herself, one for me. And always so eager to cook waffles in the caferteria.
[Let me digress: The university cafeteria in my host university in USA is a large buffet per entry. Think Marche. Except its not payment per dish, but payment per entry. SHIOK AH. but not when u eat western food, and pseudo asian food for 4mths. yucks.]
This is the same girl that washes her own clothes everyday coz she can't stand collecting a sizable amount of dirty clothes for the machines to handle.
10secs after we discussed abt something in the menu, she will look up and ask the exact same thing that we just discussed.
And of course, she didn't know that the cartilage of stingrays can be eaten coz her mum never told her. heh.
And drove into the wrong, incoming traffic road. Hehz. Luckily I was in the car behind her.
And she keeps an OFFLINE BLOG!!! [note: upon reflection, i think they call that a diary. in fact, diary was invented first. ah, the things people do without computers. tsk.]
And she shares the same birthday as me!
I do not know whether to rejoice in joy. Or to whine.....
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CHIO RIGHT?
now now, if we substitute that wuss face, and replace it with mine...
heavenly match.
I love spoilt little rich brats.
In numerous discussions with many friends, I realise I still love spoilt little rich princess.
Popular Poll of the Month
If you're are Zhang Wuji (that wuss face in the TV poster above), which of the following girls will u choose as a wife?
1) 高圆圆 饰 周芷若 -Evil Doer, Chief of the nun sect, Er-mei sect. (psss...NUN leh! tsk. tsk.)
外表美丽温柔、冰雪聪明，但内里报仇心强、蕴藏阴沉狠辣一面
2) 陈秀丽 饰 小昭 - The sweet and innocent, loyal and self-sacrificing
小昭是个谜一样的女子，温柔体贴，可爱可亲，这是一个人见人爱的完美形象。愿意为了无忌的幸福而牺牲自己。
If the link fails, you can see her pic here
3) 陈莎莎 饰 蛛儿The childhood friend. The one that has been with you forever.
无忌的表妹，性情古怪，为人偏激，任性专横，倔强痴性。是个敢爱敢恨且追求完美的人。放她于现时，必是一个个性鲜明活得很自我的性格人物，很适合做现代的新新人类。.
OR.....
4) 贾静雯 饰 赵敏 The little mongolian princess!
蒙古郡主，有蒙古女子率性爽朗性格、聪明绝顶、刁钻古怪，机智狠辣，敢爱敢恨，用情极深
My choice is clear.
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Talk about weird tastes.
A little blue Pill likes Evil girls.
Another Yamato likes docile girls.
These guys don't know how to look for nice girls......
I love my spoilt little princess.
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Talk about Mongolians, do you know they created the largest empire in the world.
Yes.
Not you Hitler. Not even you, Alexander the Great.
Its an Asian, and a mongolian too.
See? They covered large portions of Asia, having even reached Europe.
They conducted the ONLY successful winter invasion in Russia. And Western Europe was saved only because Batu Khan had to stop his attacks as an important leader had died in Mongolia, and he had to return and consolidate powers.
Blah.
One of the reasons for the mighty reach of the Mongol Empire is the mongolian horsemen. Fed with a rich nourishing diet of goat milk from young, the horsemen were trained to control their horses with their feet only, freeing both of their hands for manoeuvring their attacks. The Hordes were highly mobile, swift, and of course, fearless.
They carried 3 waves of attacks across Straits of Japan, but their invading vessels were stopped 3 times by storms. The Japanese credited it to the power of their God, but I'd say they were damn lucky lah.
Anyway, the Mongolians got pissed enough and turned westward instead.
Guess not much water in between huh.
And not to mention a beautiful princess to boot.
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Yes sigh. this entry is posted at 3:19am.
Had to rewrite the last few parts 3 times, due to human errors and firefox rebooting. (hey! better than Internet Explorer!)
Sigh. The blogs I do.
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First we were only a little red dot. (mentioned by ex-President of Indonesia, Habibie, dismissing Singapore as a mere red dot on the world map)
Now we are a dried piece of mucus, as well. And not to mentioned, testicles-holding piece of mucus. Maybe you ought to read it here. I try to keep my site family-safe, you know.
Geez, don't you love Taiwan politicians.
You see them slapping, scolding each other in their parliament. And sometimes, a chair or two gets thrown across the place.
And their language. Whooo....
Now they really internationalise the hokkien swear words.
Extracted from mrbrown.com's article on this,
Mr brown created his own unofficial response. I wish we got more people like him in politics.
"N*bei, this kind of ch**bye l*ncheow thing also can say. Want to make we all t*lan issit?"
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