Friday, September 29, 2006

I'm not the worst singer, confirmed.

to all those who have sang KTV with me before.

I know i sing badly.
but i think i'm an angel compared to them....

Monday, September 25, 2006

Busy till I can sleep while driving.

i have been too busy to blog recently.

on a sunday, i had to work till 2am, stamping papers...


busy like hell and i had to wake up at 7plus am to do some other work
despite 1 painful bump on my forehead. somemore bleeding.
also can't be bothered to see a doc.


busy until i dulan.

tonite have to stamp more papers.
sleep late, wake up even more early tmr.

busy until i dulan.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Sadness engulfed my heart.

Once again, my earlier post abt "Inner Demons" garnered a grand total of 0 comments

u guys are really a bunch of bastards.


1 guy did msn me abt it, but lets just say that the contents have to be classified.
because we are scared of girls.
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with 24 hours, 3 best friends quarrelled with their respective significant others.

Mr A, B and C = 3 best friends, 3 business partners.

Mr A quarrelled with his WIFE.
Mr B quarrelled with his GIRLFRIEND.
Mr C quarrelled with his girl that he wants to be a girlfriend. (guess she would think otherwise now!)

Different stages of relationship.
Wat a weird combination of coincidences.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Inner Demons Part 2

i wrote an entry earlier about inner demons.

with it, i appealed to readers to ask yourself "what's your inner demons?"
I'm surprised there wasn't any response.
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Either
1) all of you guys are living great healthy lives and have absolutely no qualm.

2) your inner demon is soooo inner, that you can't share it with me.




so whats the answer? I'm really curious

Am i the only guy with baggage? with inbuilt hatred? with the desire to be with this someone who just took what I wanted to say constructively and rebuild it into a barrage of war?

hello, demons.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

FHM is a good company to work for




Did u see that man doing makeup on her breasts? (at the 0:21 sec)
He used his HANDS to brush make up on her breasts.

WAH LIEW, he got a wide grin lor.

i wanna slap that bastard.
lucky guy.
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got another idiot (at 1:06) guy who tugged at her panties

ARGH....is that Jeremy (the FHM king, i heard) still reading my blog???

Can I apply for a part time job at FHM?
pleassseee....
i would pay to work......

Saturday, September 16, 2006

Inner Demons

We all have our inner demons.

some mild, some suffocating.
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What's ur inner demons?

Have you commited a crime?
Broke someone's heart?
Angry at someone?

Rape a person?
sexually molested a friend?
Beaten someone up so violently, u can still see the blood?

Have u shifted the blame on someone else?
Scolded or quarrelled with someone important?
Said something that you regretted?

Let someone down?
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If you ask me, my own inner demon, is my ex-gf.

I let her down, and I hate her.

So what's your inner demons?

Friday, September 15, 2006

IMF = I'M Fed-up

so i went to Marina Square to have dinner with neofik & a close friend.

yes, someone read in the newspaper how business in Suntec area has suffered and he sympathise with them, so he decided to shop in suntec.

Dude! their business is suffering for A GOOD REASON!!
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I drove around a few rounds and i can't find a bloody open road towards Marina Square.
All the major roads around Suntec City have been closed.

Rows of steel fences.
Barricades that open only to cars with authorised pass.

Delegates got BMWs to chauffeur them from their hotels to Suntec.
We Singaporeans also must BMW into the Suntec area.

Bus, Walk or Mai-go there lor.
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so a 1 minute road entry turned into a 20minutes-trying-to-find-my-way.

In the end, I gave up and decided to park at Shaw Towers
and I tot my sufferings had ended.

it has only just began.
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A supposedly 10minutes walk from Shaw Tower to Marina Square turned into a 40minutes walk around suntec, around the steel fences around suntec.

i asked for directions 4 times, and with different answers twice.

all for a journey that is supposed to be less than 10minutes.
sigh.
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I have never seen so many policemen in my life.

In HongKong, I heard of this phrase where u turn in any direction and walk, within 100steps, u will definitely reach a 7-Eleven Store.

In Suntec, you turn in any direction and walk, within 50steps, u will definitely reach any policeman.
there are lightly armed policemen, all with 1 rather clumsy legbags, traffic police, normal constances, armed gurkhas, etc etc.
All we lack is some Tanks.

At a certain point, i turned and i saw about 50 policemen at 1 go.


Cancelled leaves, Overtime for all our policemen.
Now is a good time to commit some crime, OUTSIDE suntec city of course.

sure no manpower to patrol the suburban area one....dun take my words for it, go rob a bank please.
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Best part, my friend who wanted to shop at suntec was damn sian to find out that IMF-WB delegates enjoyed a 30% discount, and NONE for him.

WHAT ABOUT US SINGAPOREANS??

You come my home, i have to tidy my house for you.
but I live in my own house, i don't tidy for myself?
And I have to prohibit myself from certain rooms in my house?

sorry hor, its 3.999999 smiles welcome the world hor.
I is frown.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

The adviser can't fight.

On giving my advice to someone (name censored to protect his life)

i must be the most well informed, giving the best advice, combining the street smart of Kevin, the frankness of Eddie, the logic of Chawyee, the understanding of Kokwee....

and yet, u dun listen to me

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i still don't quite get it myself.
here i am giving tons of love advice, matchmaking pple.......

and i can't read the mind of the girl that I like.....

纸上谈兵。。。
"Discuss war strategies on paper"

Thursday, September 7, 2006

80s ISUZU GEMINI TV advertistment

TV adv of ISUZU Gemini, note that all were not computer graphic, those cars were really 'flying' in the air!

(as seen on mrbrown.com)

Ups and Downs

seeing that july and august have been such favourable, productive months, I have a really bad feeling about september.

what goes up must come down.


i can feel all the bad vibes already.

Tuesday, September 5, 2006

Happy Teachers' Day

i just realised i posted the previous entry on a "teacher", the day after Teachers' Day.

:P


Anyway, to teachers all over the world, Happy Teacher's Day!


And I think its high time teachers get higher salary for their efforts and contribution.
whooo hooo! $250million to be spent on teachers!

Very Happy Teacher's Day!!

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Unintentionally, I drove past my old Junior college (AJC) on teacher's day's eve, with my old JC mate in my car.
Out of fun, we decided to drive in and visit our old teachers.

bearing in mind, that ever since we graduated from junior college, we have not visited our old school teachers. heh heh.

Obviously, our form teacher was very surprised, and happy to see us.
heh heh.

ahhh...i miss our schooling days.

Sunday, September 3, 2006

Friends & Karma

A female friend of mine (who's a teacher) sms-ed me this the other day, after 2 unanswered calls.

"please don't call me anymore. I got bf liao"

WTF.


i replied "eh. I'm calling on you to discuss insurance, as we agreed 2 weeks ago"

This is from a girl that told me that she wants to purchase insurance from me, about 2 months ago, and i told her that we would discuss more later 2 weeks ago.

And she replied "oh its ok. My bf bought me insurance"

WTF. Since when a boyfriend will buy insurance for gf?
eh? why are pple like that, attached leh, then abandon all friends.

some friends really "got gf/bf, no buddy!"


And it has to be a female. I scrolled down my msn list and there are like 7, 8 MSN lovesick nicks. Bloody nicks that proclaim overwhelming love for boyfriends.
in fact, over a year ago, there were other lovenicks, but of course, as expected, most of these nicks now are of singlehood.

Of course, of course.
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To this girl, if you have the good fortune to read this entry, one word for you.

Karma.

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My friend did a social experiment the other day.
he broke up with his gf of 3.5 years and he was very upset.

he decided to conduct a simple experiment.
he sent sms-es to all his friends and asked them to accompany him out.

2 of our friends did not have the luxury of the time to accompany him.
ah, energy and time.

Time & Energy, something limited to be rationed out.
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I had a frank discussion with one of the guys who failed the experiment.
i know that he is a good friend, just that his priorities and planning in life is different from us.

actually i don't blame him, though from this thought-provoking experiment, i feel that one only need a handful of good friends, then strength the relationships with them.
All those other kinds of friends.
Just ignore ba.

its no use trying so hard to maintain so many groups of friends, only to be placed in 2nd priority once something new in his/her life pops out.
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i have 2 best friends who were betrayed by the ones they loved, once their girlfriends found something better (work, a better pasture, or simply new hunting grounds for better husband-candidates) than their current boyfriends.
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In a dramatic proof that real life is more coincidental than drama, while I was blogging this entry with half-a-heart, cuteandpretty (but she not cuteandpretty leh) got very moody coz she is fast losing her friends.

her 3 best friends are attached and stick to their boyfriends so much, its hard for them to go out as an all-girls outing.

she lost all her best friends to their bfs.

See? priority.
You were never close to #1 in their lives.
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Always choose friends that choose you.
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