The Fugitive

UPDATE!: For the slower readers, you should click the links in this entry and explore the websites. then you will hv an idea what I'm writing about.
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I have to rush this entry as it is no longer safe.

I'm hunted.
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they all flocked to me...
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A few weeks ago, I saw the website. I laughed at it. And as a joke, i ordered some online.
It was delivered to my place barely 3 weeks ago.

it came with a warning letter. In bold.
that i was to spray very lightly and 4 hrs before venturing out of my doors, for the effects to be diluted.
there is even an axe-wearer handbook.

but nooooooo, i choose to laugh at it.
i sprayed it all over.

now i regret it deeply.
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it started off innocently enough. 3 models sharing an appartment in my area approached me and asked me out.
they said they wanna know more abt insurance and investment.

obviously, men were created with enough blood ONLY for 1 head.

so i failed to think why in the world 3 models would approach me.
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so i went to their place, with my forms and laptop for work.
then they suggest a movie.

before long, it was a dream came true.
for 2 days.


EXACTLY how many models, air stewardness, "unemployed" friends who "need a place to crash" do these chicks HAVE?

i really need to sleep. and it's too tired to function anymore......
but they just bought a box of viagra....
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I've only barely escaped, by climbing down the windows from the 12th storey.

they're still in the kitchen preparing for a hen party. I heard that food is prepared for twenty.
TWENTY!! I HAD TO ESCAPE.

And so i'm packing my bag, and rushing to the airport, doused with tons of ammonia to cover the Axe effect. Hopefully, I will get a tix to a place far far away....
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if only i read the handbook earlier


how to run away from girls...