Naiveness & Silliness

Speaking of naiveness

ey whos that on ur msn pic

the host of guess3 ah

shes the guess3 host rite!

:)

haaha u r damn boliao

why

like that oso zhishuang

i meet her when i flying there nxt week

gonna ask her the qn

how come

why would u be meeting her

and asking her wat qn

meet lor

talk so much online

never meet yet

who is she?

guess guess guess host?

really ah

http://www.raine.net/

wa u got her contact?

from where

yeah

we are good friends now

i'm gonna ask her to be my gf

how

long distance hard ley

how old is she btw

u mean yang cheng ling?

ya

dunno leh

skully she's older!

is she in love with u?

yeah

really!

wow congrats!

then still need to ask meh

she like u, u like her

u seriously believe in me ha

(roll eyes)

My dear friend, auk. She's a teacher now, btw.

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Classic insurance story #2



After going through the basic health and accident insurance plans for a client, i realise 2 things after filing her applications and making a few phone calls.

1. The personal accident plan that she declined, she didn't know she has that plan enforced before.
2. The health insurance that she has the most interests in, she didn't know she already bought that and is currently under its protection.
   
   

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Since we are on the topic of vegetables...let's talk about the top 3 most unpopular vegetables in Singapore...



1) Brinjal. n : hairy upright herb native to southeastern Asia but widely cultivated for its large glossy edible fruit commonly used as a vegetable [syn: eggplant, aubergine, eggplant bush, garden egg, mad apple, Solanum melongena]



Why purple? there are like, tons of colours and it has to be purple?





don't be fooled by its cuteness.





this is how it looks after cooked. disgusting right!!





I knew there are slimy rats inside!



Of course Xiaxue will definitely hit me with a big fat BJ (thats brinjal) when she reads this entry. This is her favourite vegetable and she once wrote about how unfair she is discriminated against, just because she likes BJ. I mean the vegetable.



Hey, there is a good reason why we discriminate against people who loves BJ you know? You don't see us looking at cabbage eaters, do you?

Don't look at me. i tried to be unbiased and sampled BJ (THE VEGETABLE!!) before. (honestly, I ordered it by mistake). Gross. Soft and mashy.....yucks



I hate BJs.



2) Lady's finger: A tall tropical Asian annual plant (Abelmoschus esculentus) widely cultivated in warm regions for its edible, mucilaginous green pods.



With such a name like that, you can understand why its so unpopular.

In fact, I wish i have a penny for every corny joke i heard about it.....all those lame jokes about eating her finger, my finger, blah blah.





Here is the surprising part. Its actually quite alright!

When I was in the States for exchange, this American introduced me to Okra, a round brown fried ball. So after trying it, it tastes rather nice and I'm rather hooked to it.

It was days later that I realised they call the "lady's finger" OKRA.

Its not the brown ball that is named okra, its the vegetable inside that is called okra.





They cut the lady's finger into pieces and stuff it into balls of flour deep fry it as a snack.



My conclusion: Deep frying makes any edible food nice.



In any case, the Americans I met were super amused that we call okra, "lady's fingers"

(lame jokes again....)



3) bitter gourd.





BITTER.

enough said.



so far, i don't know many youths that eat this. Only the old people. Look like what they said is true ==> "年轻人吃不了苦" (Young people can't take bitterness)

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The annual E3 BBQ will be activated in a moment....

Every year, there will be something amazing.



Last year, Rebirth gave us strict instructions on what to buy and prepare for marinating the meat.

- MINCED GARLIC.



Two-Face took a bottle of minced ginger.



The shopping guys (tats Two-Face, Fire & Me) left the marinating to the others, and we told them to mix the garlic with the meat.

Of course there is no minced garlic. We took a wrong bottle of ginger, remember?



Viagra mixed the meat with the GARLIC SPREAD (meant for the bread)



In the end, we called Momo and his girl to buy garlic.

They turned up with 2 bundles of garlic. As in, the raw unprocessed garlic.



Welcome to E3.



Only in E3 you'll get a grand total of 10 hotdogs for a BBQ party of 11.



two-face: 1 packet enough hor.

Fire & me: *nods nods*