Remember the silly macarena dancetrack?
Remember the silly macarena dance?
I DID THE MACARENA DANCE, FULL TRACK.
OUTSIDE TAMPINES MRT.
ON CHRISTMAS DAY.
TWICE.
*clap clap*
HEY macarena!!!!!!
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Roadshow at Tampines. Focusing on medical insurance using CPF medisave.
And CPF investment.
"but cherub", you say, "what has CPF investment to do with macarena?"
HOW I KNOW? ASK THE MANAGERS LAH!!!!
Financial Service consultants that use window 95, may I add.
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Aye, actually the logic is this, if you dare to muster the courage to dance in the public (and such a ridiculous dance, may I add), you won't feel so paiseh & will face less restrictions in approaching and canvassing the public for deals.
In any case, the dance caught the attention of the public, one of which eventually closed a deal with this lady colleague of mine. In 1 day, she netted almost $1,700.
Hell, I will dance Macarena in Orchard if you pay me half of that.
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My only consolation, as always, it could have been worse
If we had danced the Ketchup Song, I will cry.
I tell you, insult the tomatoes and they will KILL you.
Seriously.
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in this line, you need tons of motivation and those peer talks, know what I mean?
Those "I am the best, I can do it" BLAH BLAH BLAH.
Yes yes, those are the lines that they keep on reinforcing to me, again and again.
And all I hear is, "BLAH BLAH BLAH".
I mean, I know this job takes patience and you must be able to hand rejections. (blah blah blah)
but i'm a cynical dude who hates motivation talk. save it dude. I motivate myself, and I hate those "special case" motivation.
"last road show, miss xxx earned $6500 in 1 day!!"
I know lah, there are bound to be a few talents and lucky ducks now and then, but don't use that to motivate me, I hate it. I know the law of large number. I know the idea of "a big fish in every 200 rejections". (blah blah blah)
don't motivate me. don't give me glorious war stories.
(blah blah blah)
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Of course, the bad thing abt managers is that u tend to develop too close a talking r/s with her, and U forgot that she is YOUR BOSS.
hence, nxt time u wanna put down a product or motivation talks, take it from cherub.
SHUDDUP.
been there, done that.
{referring to the consequences of not shutting up}
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Once again, I have proved that where cherub's academic results is concerned, hard work has a negative relationship with excellence.
i think this semester is the one that I put in the most effort. (yah yah, to those who I
but the result is less rewarding than those semesters in which I really lazed till the cows gone home.
Lesson #47: The less effort you put in, the better your CAP
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I think I'm soooooo gonna score in my thesis, judging from Lesson #47.
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SHIT!!!
I just realised something...... no wonder I got such tough result in today roadshow!!!
OK tomorrow I shall SIT THERE AND WAIT for my sugar mummy to come in with her CPF statement.
"boy ah, i got $100,000 in my CPF, can help me invest in some safe funds?"
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