Anyhow collection

AXN gonna organise the Amazing Race, Asian edition. Oh wow. but the prize is only 10% of the Americans'. What to do. Asians, cheap wad. $100,000 then no need to work at Nike factory liao.

Any friends of mine who are interested in applying with me?
We can go as brokeback brothers, or if you're female, friends-with-benefits.

see? i keep up with latest urban slang via urbandictionary.com
i so hip.

K k, seriously, those who are interested in joining, read this for details.
Please email me if you like me enough. :)
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i saw a discarded bouquet of flowers, along with a bag of personal belongings, at the staircase near my home. the flowers are dried, but still in proper shape, maybe about 2 weeks to 1 month old.
my guess is that someone flung it out of her house.

boo. looks like someone is spending valentine day alone.
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some engineer friend of mine, talking to a female colleague.

girl: hw r u? u seem upset recently.
friend: i guess i watched too much porn recently. haha.
friend: just kidding lah.

friend: there can never be too much porn! hahaha.

girl: eh i think u must take care of urself.
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As a tribute to my another engineer friend, Redundant, who left for Taiwan on a 2 years working trip.
this sms was sent on the eve of the Chinese New Year. (the previous year was a Roaster Year)
i pondered earlier whether to write down this joke coz of its *ahem* strong language, but hey, Redundant, we're gonna miss you......

Happy cny! 我们一起跟鸡年说再见 1-2-3 鸡bye