guys only worry abt 2 things.
1) no woman.
2) got woman.
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i wonder who's the first person who decided to declare his love with a brunch of dead plants.
maybe one caveman can't get any food for the day, and so cleverly he grabbed some dead plants. and of course we know flowers taste like shit. he probably passed them to his wife:
"whoo, look, i got a clump of vegetables that tastes gross. here wife. give u. do something with it."
and woman, as we know, probably think its a nice gesture when all we know is that its not really delicious.
in fact, why stop at dead plants? to prove my superiority over other men, i shld give a dead animal! yup, nxt valentine day, i shall provide a dead cat or something.
i can't wait.
3 comments:
but you know, what wld really impress the laydeez is if you gave an even more impressive animal, e.g.: stumpy the oliphant. or a dead rhino wld do too.
just a thought.
but jokes aside, you know that what really all ladies need is a porsche.
make sure it's bloody and expose the intenstines. if not make sure the eyeballs are squashed or something..
it'll be really a sexy sight.. ;)
opps.. i guess i'm a little eccentric...hahaha
peejay: wow, thankssss for making it so much easier... ^o)
spinnee: WAIT till i date u out. i make sure i get a squishy one. =)
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