Saturday, August 5, 2006

Dangerous Animal

Copied wholesale from Agagooga. (I'm liking this guy more and more),

A female friend:

"I'm watching a Japanese Drama about matriarchial lineage and the thorny issue of inheritance. I'm working in a company that has more women than men now as a part time contractor (ok, glorified pencil pusher).

Remind me never to offend women. Hell hath no fury like a women scorned is an understatement. Women are scary even without being scorned. Add greed, ambition and plain haughtiness, women can be more poisoness and cunning than the most dangerous animal anyone can think of.

[Me: Women are like elephants blah blah] Women hold the memory of the world in little pieces."


Another female friend - singaporean-born and currently foreign-based ("just put me down as An Enlightened Singaporean"):

"you might want to research why this is the case...heh. and i'm being serious

as in, do a series on Why Singaporean Women are Neurotic and Have Low Self-Esteem and Follow Trends Blindly and Cares (sic) About Other People's Opinions"

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Girls are nice pple, really. sometimes. well, at least once in a while.
=)

4 comments:

Agagooga said...

You know about How Girls Waste Time, I trust?

Cherub said...

heh. yeah, i know abt that.
i'm a fan of that.

u're such an adorable female-hater =)

(PS: i am losing a lot of female friends...)

S t a r m | s t said...

girls are nice people?? *incredulous look*

=P

Cherub said...

yeah i know.
despite all the annoying things they do, they are quite nice lah.

a few of them, anyway ;)

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