The 2nd Epsiode- The USA Trip

it was good. for a few days.

i did not realise this before, but upon reflection and discussion, we realised that the Princess was usually the one that dash to the bathroom first upon reaching the hotel.
without due concern for others.

2ndly, on the 1st day, she used up the entire bottle of shampoo without caring whether the rest would need it. Again i not obvious to this.
she's simply blind to her own selfish manners.
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going Grand Canyon was very out-of-the-way from Las Vegas.
The original plan was to drive from Denver to Las Vegas, and along the way, we can drop by Grand Canyon and stay for 1 night.

The Knight refused to drive, citing safety concerns. (someone may say he has no balls, but i reserve comments on this, since I've small balls.)

So in what i termed later as the Grand Strategy of the Grand Order, the princess who is overwhelming in favour of driving for Grand Canyon, the Lady who knows that a car is a must in USA, and the Jester who obviously prefers a car....

All 3 of us wanna drive.
All 3 of us followed the Knight's decision to abandon the car for the plane.
How he managed to convinced 3 of us, amazes me till this day.
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So in LV, i felt that driving to Grand Canyon was pretty bad.
its a 4hours drive to, so a daytrip would consist of 8hours of driving.

(i used the Grand Canyon Information Centre as a landmark, which gave me 4hours away. i was later corrected by the Knight that that is the most eastern part of Grand Canyon. we can see the western part in 2hours of driving)

Both the Knight and me seen it before, so we can miss it.
In our private conversation, we thought of convincing the girls to abandon Grand Canyon. The drive was simply not worth it.

The Lady was disappointed but she accepted it.
The Princess was disappointed but she accepted it (i think).

Not to fear, the Knight in shinning armour came to her rescue!
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We were going to check out the helicopter packages to Grand Canyon when the 2nd incident happened.

The Lady was browsing the postcards when the Princess and the Knight just decided to forge ahead, abandoning her. At first, the Jester was blur. He followed suit, forgetting about the Lady. (my bad)
But how can we abandon a Lady?

He protested, but the Knight and Princess said they will be just in front.

The Jester and the Lady went to the next building, the M&M building (M&M chocolate themed 4 stories building)
While the Lady was posing for photos with 2 M&M live models, the Jester went to call back the front scouts.

"hey come back leh, we wanna go to the M&M"
"i wanna take pictures!"
"take later lah, we go M&M first"

she forged ahead. but i managed to pull her back and three of us walked to the M&M.
See. so selfish. We always wait for her, and she can't even wait for us!

"dont worry, i ensure you that its worth it. you will have a good photo opportunity later" (i was thinking of the 2 live M&M models)
"i take already"

wah liew. I can't put the tone in a blogpost, but basically the tone, and this conversation was in mandarin so very hard to duplicate it here in this post....
wth is this? you take already then cannot wait for us to take izzit??

I got very angry for the 2nd time.
But i endured, thinking that its still a long USA trip.

i fumed to the top floor.

And then I simply lost my cool when the Knight approached.

"jester, you stay here with the Lady, Princess and I go to the next building ok"
"NABEI!!!!!"

okok, i did not mutter nabei. or else it would have been funny.
but I really lost my cool because this is soooo Princess!!
we always wait for her! and she can't wait for us.
And the Knight always go for her wish, while unconsciously diminishing the Lady and the Jester's importance.

HELLO!! THIS IS A GROUP TRAVEL!!

NOT YOUR OWN ROYAL OUTING.
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We split for the next few days.
Princess and her royal Knight went for excursion to the Grand Canyon (i tot the knight also not interested in Grand Mountains, maybe he interested in the Grand Peaks.)

The Lady and Jester went around Las Vegas.


By the last day of LV, we got back and only do small talks.
Let me remind everyone that there was no sorrys from anyone.
Only the Knight told us that he did screw (verbally lah) the Princess.

"I told Princess, 'Jester thinks you're very selfish!'"

I kept quiet that time when I heard it, but hello mr knight, so I think that she's very selfish but you don't lor.
So its just "jester think..."

think only mah.

So even without the sorry, we slowly cooled down.
the last day of LV, the princess behaviour crops out again, even annoying the Knight in Shinning Armour.

But thats for another blogpost.