Uniquely Singapore- Red Dotters

Uniquely Singapore- National Education for Red Dotters

I have learnt recently that

1) in Singapore, you can get the death penalty for just 15g (heroin) of drug trafficking, but you just need to pay a fine if you kill someone via drunk driving (Motorist fined and banned for causing fatal accident)

2) Whenever there is by-election approaching, suddenly our Prime Minister got many national issues to settle.

3) When opposition MP got affair, it is the Opposition Party's integrity and credibility that is quesitonable. But when it is our beloved PAP MP, it is actually the girl's fault (according to our mainstream media)

4) When beloved MP quits because of his mistake, it is a "right and honourable" thing to do. Not just because he lan-lan because all the media gonna leak his mistake liao.... (Palmer resignation 'right and honourable')

5) Mr Low Thia Khiang of Opposition Party confirm arm-chio at this turn of events.

6) there is probably a god, and he sure has a wicked sense of humour ka-chiao-ing Michael Palmer

7) Not doing chores nor finish up your work coz its Doomsday on 21st Dec mean you really very doomed on 22nd Dec when the world proceed as normal.

8) Myanmar has allowed private newspaper to bypass state censors, effectively making Singapore's newspapers to finally clinch the #1 Top Spot in ASEAN's Best States Times of the Year.

9) When our billion dollars Telcos give very poor services in 3G, giving them $10,000 fine is more than enough to wake them up. I am sure they very heartpain now.

10) The COE (a piece of certificate that grants permission to buy a car) alone is enough to buy an aeroplane in some countries. (COE = $81,889... who is the joker who spoil the $88,888 figure?)

11) No one really wants to work when u have Xmas on Tuesday, Xmas' Eve on Monday, then you just waiting for weekend because New Year's Eve on next Monday with another New Year holiday on Tuesday. (If you reading this on Monday afternoon in office, when whole Singapore got half-day off liao, then... HAHAHAHA)

12) Corruption is not corruption if it 'follows regulation' (YawningBread). Maybe because it is also 'right and honourable'.

13) Maybe CPIB (Corrupt Practices Investigation Bureau) also suddenly has many 'national issues' lately.

14) Singapore Sports Council really should take all the money for our Singapore's 'China' Team table tennis, and give to FOOTBALL. Coz Football win AFF Suzuki cup whole Singapore happy. But Table Tennis win Olympics Silver medal, then our China player suddenly wanna go back China retire... (Li Jia Wei going home)

Cherub is a proud Singaporean who loves Singapore.