I'm really happy

Rainbow.

I found the most wonderful girl in the world.
My life is full of sand.


=)

Economics made easy

This is why I love economics.

economics made easy.

Pilot vs Funny Mechanics

Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one. Reassurance for those of us who fly routinely in their jobs. After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots ( marked with a P ) and the solutions recorded ( marked with an S ) by maintenance engineers. By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never had an accident.


P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
+++
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
+++
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
+++
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
+++
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
+++
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
+++
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
+++
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're for.
+++
P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
+++
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
+++
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
+++
P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
+++
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
+++
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
+++
And the best one for last..................
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

Why I gave up

The emperor has abdicated.
Cursed by the golden flowers, the princess has left.

the rainbow has ceased and the emperor is back to being the Jester of life.
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(this post is for neofik, and numerous others. i just remember one of the reason for blogging is coz I'm lazy to repeat & repeat on msn)

I'm a misogynist at heart.

One of the key plank of my dislike is that girls are irrational.

girls hate something about their boyfriend, whines about it.
the guy can be vulgar, violent, scold or hit the girlfriend.

the girl sobs about it.

But at the end of the day, she'll go running back to her boyfriend.

a period later, she will come and complain again.

sigh.
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This must be the part where they say "love is blind"
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So I saw her in overseas. I saw the way she looks at him.
there was a twinkle in the eyes.

And I thought to myself, why would she be any different from all the girls I hate.




And in that moment, I took off the Crown of Love.

Women - Its impossible to please them

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper
ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any
man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you
cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

* Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

* Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

* Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely
good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

* Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

* Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads:

* Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit
the building, and have a nice day!

Airport - To Cebu

How long was the last time I blogged at the airport?

hmmm....its been a while =)


rainbow after the storm
rainbow after the storm
rainbow after the storm.


I'll be fine.
Cebu will be fine.

Enjoy your travel, cherub.
remember, good things come after the storm.



CEBU CEBU CEBU!!!

7-Elevens & The Cebu Trip

I'm angry!

wah liew...i just visited at least....let me count...
1,2,3......10 7-Elevens???

WAh liew.

Do you know.....

..... every 7-Eleven carries soft-candy?
for the past few hours, i have been forgoing my beauty sleep and visiting 10 7-Elevens. All of them carries soft-candy.

Do you know.....
...... except for the last store, every #$!#$# store doesn't carry the dolphin soft-candy.

!!!!!!!

wah liew. I ish angry. I must write letter to 7-Eleven.


Dear 7-Eleven,

CAN YOU MAKE EVERY STORE CARRY THE DOLPHIN SOFT-CANDIES SO THAT I DON'T NEED TO TRAVEL ENTIRE TANJONG PAGAR, THOMSON, BISHAN AND ANG MO KIO.

thanks.

yours sincerely,
angry cherub
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Do you know.....

..... every single 7-Eleven I visited just now is manned by Indian cashiers.

wah, is this a coincidence or wad. they pushing the indians to man the night-shift ah.
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3 more hours to my flight to Cebu.
I desperately need a break, but this break is too in-the-middle-and-messing-up-my-life.

sigh. I can do with a good vacation in the sands.
building sand-castles.
jump into the water.

but somehow, i got a bad feeling abt this.
think must learn to protect myself before protecting others liao.......

To learn to cook Part 1

I wanted to learn cooking.
then can cook for my wife nxt time. =p



so Aphrodite "taught" me the best way I can learn.
she cooked me lunch!

*cough cough* although i suspect i was the guinea pig.
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I arrived at her house just when her mother was chiding her for making the pork chop too tough.
ok, cancel my tutorial for "pork-chop"

wow. didn't know cook pasta need so much herbs. the last few time i cooked pasta, it was a 2-dish event.

there was mashed potato, i learnt that a few extra stuff into the mashed potato will make it nicer. but also the consumer will get fatter.
hello!! spare the mayonnise leh!

so i learnt the correct way to cook pasta.
i learnt how to use herbs to enhance the flavour of the sauce (both tomato and cream-based)
i learnt how to mash potatoes with various condiments.
i learnt how to cook pork chops.

i also learnt how to wash plates.


oh well, every cooking lessons has its price.

SIlly Dance

this is quite a funny video clip.
hehe, miss the days when i was younger.

think when we were young, we can do every silly thing =)
now now...if only i can find the video click of my NUSSU orientation performance dance...
HAHAHAHA!!!!!