According to our DPP who is now the official Guardian of Love and Trysts, Ex CNB Ng Boon Gay and Ms Cecilia Sue cannot be in love.
Because nearly all of their sexual encounters were in car (instead of hotel rooms).
I kid you not.
From Straits Times:
"If it was really love between Ng Boon Gay and Ms Cecilia Sue, surely they would have enjoyed private moments in hotel rooms, chalets or even gone on trips, the prosecution argued yesterday."
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| We cannot do here... must prove our love.. |
Those si-ginna (hokkien terms for 'bloody teenagers') who play-play in their cars at East Coast car parks and those dimly-lighted industrial carparks, you better upgrade to Hotel 81!!! In case people say you not love but horny little bunnies!
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| If you google "horny bunnies".... you wont find pictures of rabbits. |
I did not know that love can be judged by where sexual intimacy takes place.
Then what would be the official grading be like? Lets see.
Top Places to have sex that would be considered as Love
1) Your own bedroom! (Technically since most singles live with their parents in Singapore, that means your parents' home!
2) Overseas trip! (I can imagine from today onwards, all si-ginna overseas trip confirmed banned)
3) Your friends' places! (you better buy them new bedsheets)
4) Chalets. (Ditto for chalets gathering... curfew 11pm)
5) Many-stars hotel! Like Marina Bay Sands!
6) Hotel 81! (or Fragrance, just in case Fragrance hotel chain likes to sponsor me advertisement deals)
7) Your stupid car.
8) HDB staircases. (when those si-ginna no money to own a car)
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| Somemore can have waterfall if you plan in advance. |
See! if you dont go private places for your sexual intimacy, its NOT love!
Not I say one. Govt say one.
Actually, I can think of a good tagline and marketing blitz for Hotel 81.
Hotel 81 - Prove your love. Officially more love than a car.
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